Dilbert - 1991-12-01 - 
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       The Boss stands behind Dilbert's desk and says, "Dilbert, do a
       presentation for the big boss tomorrow morning on the status of your
       project."   Dilbert replies, "There isn't any status.  You only
       assigned the project an hour ago."   The Boss says, "Well then, do a
       presentation on why there's no status."   Dilbert replies, "I don't
       have time before tomorrow morning."   The Boss says, "Okay, then just
       do a presentation on why there's no time to do a presentation of the
       status."   The Boss adds, "And I want to review it two days before you
       present it."   Dilbert replies, "That would be yesterday."   Dilbert
       asks, "Should I do a presentation on why tomorrow is less than two
       days from today?"  The Boss replies, "Hmm . . . good.  The boss likes
       that analytical stuff."
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