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       Dilbert and Dogbert walk on the sidewalk.  Dilbert points ahead of
       them and says, "Look, Dogbert - a wallet."   Dilbert bends down, picks
       up the wallet and says, "It's full of money."  Dogbert shouts, "We're
       rich!!"   Dilbert says, "We must return it to its owner."  Dogbert
       shouts, "We're honest!"   Dilbert says, "His business card says 'Sam
       Grouper, ruthless criminal.'"   Dilbert says, "Let's hope 'ruthless'
       means he divorced his wife named Ruth."   The criminal answers his
       door with a gun in his hand.  Dilbert says, "Mr. Grouper, we found
       your wallet.  No reward is expected."   Sam points the weapon at
       Dilbert and says, "Hand it over.  Give me your wallet too, then slap
       yourselves around and scram."   Dilbert's glasses are bent and his
       clothes are disheveled.  Dogbert holds his hands up and says, "We're
       morons!"
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