Dilbert - 1991-11-17 - 
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 (IMG) 1991-11-17
       Dilbert sits at a table in a restaurant by himself.  He looks at his
       watch and says, "She's an hour late."   A woman approaches the table. 
       Dilbert says, "Hi, Ellen.  Didn't we agree on seven?"  Ellen replies,
       "Hi, Dilbert."   Ellen says, "I was ready on time but I decided to
       shampoo my carpets."   Ellen continues, "Then I got involved in a
       crossword puzzle."   Ellen explains, "This is how attractive people
       assert their superiority over the rest of you."   Ellen continues,
       "Don't take it personally.  I have a complete disregard for the
       feelings of all ugly people."   Ellen continues, "I'll make this
       adorable face and you'll go into a stunned-ugly-guy stupor and forget
       the whole thing."   Dilbert asks, "Uh . . . What were we talking
       about?"  Ellen says, "You were explaining why you didn't bring me any
       flowers."
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