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       Dogbert walks by a bookstore.  A sign in the window says, "Book
       signing today."   A man at a table asks, "Would you like an
       autographed copy?"   Dogbert asks, "Who are you?"   The author
       replies, "I'm Bobby McNewton, child-star from the Sixties.  I once had
       a speaking part on 'Leave it to Beaver.'"   Bobby continues, "I'm
       leveraging my fame to promote my recipe book."  The book is titled
       "Bobby McNewton's Cooking With Walnuts."   Dogbert opens the book and
       reads, "'Walnuts and Milk:  Crush walnuts on table.  Pour milk on
       walnuts.  Serve cold.'"   Dogbert reads, "'Walnuts and Pork:  Kill a
       pig.  Cook dead pig.  Sprinkle walnuts on pig's corpse.'"   Bobby
       says, "I used a ghost writer."  Dogbert asks, "Was he a ghost before
       he ate your food?"
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