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       Dilbert holds a microphone and says to the reader, "Why are kids so
       dumb?  Have the schools failed?  Let's talk to a typical youth."  
       Dilbert asks a boy, "Who was the sixth president of the United
       States?"  The boy replies, "Who cares?"   Dilbert asks, "How will he
       ever get a job without this basic knowledge?"   Dilbert asks, "What is
       the deepest lake in North America?"  The boy replies, "Who cares?"  
       Dilbert says to the audience, "Pitiful . . . Shocking . . ."  The
       child asks Dilbert, "Who is M. C. Hammer?"   Dilbert replies, "I don't
       know, but it's not important.  It's trivia."   The boy says, "Oh, I
       see.  What YOU know is important, but what I know is trivia.  Yes,
       yes, it all makes sense now."   Dilbert asks, "Is that sarcasm?"  The
       boy replies, "D-uhh."
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