Dilbert - 1991-08-25 - 
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       Dilbert stands in line at a video store.  The man in front of him
       hands a video tape to the sales clerk and says, "I'll take this one." 
        The clerk asks, "Why would anybody BUY a mystery movie?!"   The clerk
       asks, "What do you do, watch it a hundred times and act surprised at
       the ending?"   She hands the video back to the customer and says, "Get
       a life."   Dilbert hands his selection to the clerk and says, "I'll
       take this one."   The clerk says, "Tootsie?!  You want to OWN a movie
       about a man who wears dresses?!"   Dilbert says, "What?!  I thought it
       was a documentary about Tootsie Rolls.  You should label those things
       more clearly!"   Dilbert sits in his chair holding a copy of Rambo. 
       He asks Dogbert, "Is it a sin to lie to strangers?"  Dogbert replies,
       "The way you do it, yes."
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