Dilbert - 1991-08-19 - 
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       Dogbert sits across from a customer service representative in a bank. 
       The woman says, "Well, Mr. Dogbert, what could I do to convince you to
       put your new wealth in our bank?"   Dogbert replies, "Stretch your
       polyester pants over the top of your head."   As the woman pulls her
       pants over her head, Dogbert says, "I hope money doesn't change me."
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