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       Dilbert says, "Come help me hook up my new VCR, Dogbert."   Dilbert
       kneels next to the television and says, "You read the instructions and
       I'll connect the cables."   Dogbert reads, "'Connect the 300 Ohm
       twin-lead flat cable to the 75 Ohm RF2 jack.'"   Dilbert looks
       confused.  Dogbert continues to read, "'Or use the optional 75 Ohm
       co-axial cable with the F type connector.'"   Dilbert thinks, "Good
       Lord, I'm an electrical engineer and I don't understand any of this." 
        Dilbert thinks, "I'll have to lie to the other engineers and say I
       don't WANT to record tv shows."   Dogbert reads, "'Now, strip naked,
       cover your body with motor oil and run through town yelling
       walla-walla-walla.'"   Dilbert says, "Let me see that."  Dogbert
       reads, "'Step six: Do not doubt the nice dog.'"
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