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       The Boss sits at his desk and says, "Alice, I noticed you gave birth
       by the Xerox machine this morning . . ."   The Boss continues, "We
       don't have a maternity leave policy here, but if you need some time,
       I'm sure we can find somebody less fertile to fill your job."   Alice
       replies, "Thank you, sir, but I don't expect any special treatment." 
       Alice is breast feeding a baby under her shirt.
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