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       Dilbert drives his car.  He hears a siren behind him and thinks,
       "Police?"   The officer stands at Dilbert's window and says, "You made
       an illegal U-turn."   Dilbert says, "You're giving me a ticket for
       THAT?!  A measly U-turn?!"   Dilbert says angrily, "I can't believe
       it!  The world is full of murderers and thugs, but you stop ME?"  
       Dilbert says, "I'm wasting my taxes on your salary!"   Dilbert
       continues, "And frankly, those mustaches you guys all grow don't make
       you look any smarter."   The policeman says, "Please step out of your
       car for the sobriety test."   Dilbert arrives at home wearing dirty
       and torn clothing.  He tells Dogbert, ". . . So, it turns out that the
       sobriety test involves flinging yourself down a muddy embankment."
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