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       Dilbert watches Dogbert sleeping on the hassock.  He thinks, "Why do
       dogs twitch their feet when they sleep?"   Dilbert thinks, "It's so
       cute.  They must be dreaming about chasing cars."   In Dogbert's
       dream, he stands on a throne and says, "Ha ha!  I am Saint Dogbert! 
       Line up to kiss my feet, you knaves!"   Saint Dogbert asks Dilbert,
       "What's on my schedule today, lackey?"   Dilbert looks at the schedule
       and says, "You'll be pushing whiney, ugly people into mud at nine."  
       Dilbert continues, "Then, you'll tease cats about their grooming
       methods until ten."  Dogbert says, "Good, good."   Dilbert says, "Then
       you'll raise taxes, go to lunch, and take the rest of the day off."  
       Dogbert wakes up and thinks, "Reality: what a gyp."
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