Dilbert - 1991-07-06 - 
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       Dogbert sits on a pillow watching tv.  He thinks, "The more I watch
       television, the more I wonder why I'm not already supreme ruler of
       earth."   Dogbert walks away thinking, "Those people are idiots.  They
       should all drive over here and proclaim me their king."   Dogbert
       returns to the pillow with a bag of potato chips and thinks, "The
       secret to happiness is high expectations and your own bag of chips."
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