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       Dogbert stands in front of the judge's bench and says, "I call my
       garbage man to the stand, because he knows everything."   The garbage
       man sits in the witness stand and says, "According to the Iowa Corn
       Treaty of 1837, it is LEGAL to kill a man with an ear of corn under
       two conditions . . ."   The garbage man continues, "One: if the victim
       is a witch or two: if he owns a poodle."  Dogbert says, "For my next
       witness, I call 'Fifi.'"
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