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       The Boss tells Dilbert and several co-workers, "I've hired a
       consultant to clarify our company policy on discrimination."   Dogbert
       says, "It is against policy to discriminate based on race, sex, age,
       handicap or religion."   A man raises his hand and asks, "Does that
       include unpopular, little religions?"   Dogbert replies, "No, those
       are considered cults; you may discriminate freely against them."   A
       woman raises her hand and asks, "What about short, bald, fat, ugly
       men?  Are they considered 'handicapped'?"   Dogbert replies,
       "Technically, no.  You can still tease them and deny them promotions
       as usual."   Dogbert continues, "Likewise, you may discriminate
       against nerds, smokers, and single people."   Dogbert continues, "And
       we've dropped 'stupid people' from the watch list, as their lobbying
       efforts proved ineffective . . ."
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