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       Dilbert sits in his chair and says to Dogbert, "It's an ethical
       dilemma . . . I support my company's goal of discouraging drug use,
       but the random drug testing policy is a violation of my constitutional
       rights."   Dilbert continues, "I'll get fired if I refuse the test. 
       What is the ethical thing to do?"  Dogbert replies, "Hack into their
       computer and change your Boss's test results."   Dilbert sits at his
       computer and says, "Sometimes the straightest path is through the
       mud."  Dogbert says, "Good, rationalize it with an obtuse metaphor."
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