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       The caption says, "First date."  Dilbert and a woman sit at a table in
       a restaurant looking at menus.   Dilbert asks the waiter, "How much is
       the half chicken?"  The waiter replies, "Ninety-six dollars."  
       Dilbert looks at the menu and thinks, "Uh-oh . . . I can't afford this
       place."   Dilbert asks, "How much is one-eighth of a chicken?"  The
       waiter replies, "Ninety-two dollars."   Dilbert asks, "What can I get
       for thirty bucks?"  The waiter replies, "We could slap you with an
       oven mitten."   The woman says, "I can't believe what a cheap-skate
       you are."   The woman continues, "My mother was right: all men are
       insensitive!"   Dilbert hands the menu to the waiter and says, "Two
       oven mittens."  The waiter says to the woman, "So, it looks like
       you'll be free later . . ."
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