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       Dogbert walks along the sidewalk humming.   Dogbert meets a man in a
       robe and slippers followed by two men in suits.  Dogbert says, "Good
       morning, Mister Rich Person!"   The man replies, "Good morning."  One
       of the men behind him says, "I don't know about 'good.'"  The other
       says, "Depends."   Dogbert asks, "Have you been hurt by the slumping
       economy?"   The wealthy man replies, "I've had to make some bold
       cost-cutting moves."  The man behind him says, "I don't know about
       'bold.'"  The other man says, "Questionable."   The rich man says, "I
       used to surround myself with yes-men . . . Now, all I can afford are
       these maybe-men."   One of the maybe-men asks, "Did you know that the
       back of your head looks like an acorn squash?"  The rich man says, "It
       takes some getting used to."
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