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       The strip is titled, "Dogbert's guide to your tax dollars."  A vacuum
       cleaner sucks up dollar bills.   Dogbert says, "Did you ever wonder
       how all that tax money gets spent?  Roll the tape."   The caption
       says, "Inventing secret things."  Two scientists look at a device. 
       One of them says, "It doesn't look like much, but it'll smart like
       crazy if you sit on it."   The caption says, "Sending secret things
       into space."  The other scientist says, "Maybe we'd better classify it
       secret and send it into space with the other stuff."   The caption
       says, "Education."  A teacher says, "Sex will kill you, food will kill
       you, smoking will kill you, alcohol will kill you, drugs will kill you