Dilbert - 1991-03-31 - 
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       Dilbert stands by himself with a cocktail glass in his hand.  He
       thinks, "I feel so awkward at these office parties . . ."   Dilbert
       thinks, "I've already walked back and forth to the hors d'oeuvres six
       times."   Dilbert thinks, "I'll stand close to these two and hope they
       include me."   The man and woman turn their backs to Dilbert.  He
       thinks, "It's not working."   Dilbert thinks, "I'll have to find
       somebody who is alone."   Dilbert thinks, "Hmm . . . All the people
       standing alone look like losers."   Dilbert thinks, "I'll just say
       something . . . What have I got to lose?"  He says to the Boss, "Hi." 
        Dilbert says, "I'm Dilbert.  Waht do you do for a living?"  The Boss
       replies, "I'm your boss, idiot."
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