Dilbert - 1991-03-17 - 
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       Dogbert approaches three boys in scout uniforms.  He says, "Attention,
       beaver troup!  I am Dogbert, your new leader."   Dogbert continues,
       "Mrs. Philbininski, your previous troop leader, ran off with the
       mailman."   Dogbert picks up a chair and says, "I volunteered to lead
       the troop . . ."   Dogbert stands on the chair and continues, ". . .
       So I could mold your putty-like brains into tools to serve my personal
       amibition for world conquest."   Dogbert continues, "You will be my
       army of obedient servants."   Dogbert shouts, "We will march together
       toward greatness!!!"   One of the scouts says, "There's no merit badge
       for world conquest.  We only work for merit badges."   Dogbert walks
       on the sidewalk thinking, "Mrs. Philbininski ruined those kids."
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