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       Dilbert sits at his desk with Dogbert.  Dogbert says, "Our neighbor is
       being loud and obnoxious again."  Loud music plays next door and
       someone shouts, "Party!!"   Dilbert replies, "Not for long.  I'm going
       to override his home electronic systems with my computer."   Dilbert
       continues, "I can control his television, microwave, telephone,
       stereo, garage door and thermostat."   Dilbert appears in the
       neighbor's tv and says, "Attention!  Attention!  Obnoxious neighbor!!"
         Dilbert says into a microphone, "I am Dilbert.  I have control over
       your life-support systems."   Dilbert continues, "I will cut off your
       heat, entertainment and cooking appliances . . ."   Dilbert continues,
       "Unless you pack up and leave the neighborhood immediately."   Dogbert
       shouts, "He's trying to enroll in a computer science class!"  Dilbert
       says, "The fool!  It's much too late for that."
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