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       Dilbert reads a document and says, "Dogbert, I sold the rights to my
       anti-gravity invention.  I get to keep half of the 'net.'"   Dilbert
       says, "I wonder what 'net' means."  Dogbert responds, "Net is what you
       land in after you find out you get no money and jump off a ledge."  
       Dilbert asks, "What if there is no net?"  Dogbert replies, "It's
       gross."
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