Dilbert - 1991-02-10 - 
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       The strip is titled, "Women's guide to avoiding Dilbert."   The
       caption says, "Wear stereo headphones, look straight ahead and outrun
       him."  Dilbert chases a jogger asking, "What's your name?"  The woman
       ignores him.   The caption says, "Comb your hair over your face to
       avoid accidental eye contact."  Dilbert waves his hands at a woman but
       her hair covers her eyes.   The caption says, "Travel in groups and
       make it clear you will dissect any man."  A woman tells three other
       women, "I've noticed that all men have B.O. (body odor)."  Dilbert
       thinks, "Uh-oh."   The caption says, "Drive to and from secret
       destinations in fast cars."  Dilbert watches a woman drive by in a
       sports car.  He thinks, "I wonder where she lives?"   The caption
       says, "Mention a boyfriend in every sentence."  Dilbert says, "Nice
       weather."  The woman replies, "My boyfriend likes weather."   The
       caption says, "Never attend a ladies' night activity."  Dilbert stands
       in a bar with three other men.  He thinks, "No women . . . I wonder
       what tipped them off."   The caption says, "Never give out your real
       phone number."  Dilbert looks at a piece of paper and says, "This only
       has three digits."  The woman says, "Everybody knows me there."
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