Dilbert - 1991-01-20 - 
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       Dogbert sits on the hassock.  Bob the Dinosaur enters the room and
       says, "Question . . ."  Dogbert thinks, "Uh-oh." Bob asks, "Why do
       politicians lie?" Dogbert replies, "To get elected." Bob asks, "Oh,
       because people believe them?"  Dogbert replies, "No, nobody believes
       them." Bob asks, "Why do they keep lying if nobody believes them?"
       Dogbert replies, "People wouldn't vote for them if they told the
       truth." Bob asks, "Okay, so people like lies and dislike the truth?" 
       Dogbert replies, "No, just the opposite." Bob screams and runs away. 
       Dogbert thinks, "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing."
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