Dilbert - 1991-01-13 - 
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       The caption says, "It is the most feared and hated creature on earth."
       The caption says, "Not a dinosaur."  Bob the Dinosaur growls. The
       caption says, "Not a rabid dog."  Dogbert asks, "Rabid?" The caption
       says, "Not Donald Trump."  Donald Trump wears a tuxedo. The caption
       says, "It is the 'ugly single male.'"  Dilbert holds his arms out. The
       caption says, "Other males fear being associated with him."  Dilbert
       says, "Hi, guys!"  Two men run away from him. The caption says, "Women
       avoid eye contact and flee in horror."  Dilbert asks, "Anybody free
       for lunch?"  One woman puts her head down and covers her face. 
       Another runs away. The caption says, "Only a maiden sacrifice can end
       the horror."  A woman tells Dilbert, "We drew straws; I have to marry
       you."
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