Dilbert - 1991-01-06 - 
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       Dilbert stands in front of the Boss's desk and says, "Boss, I have an
       idea."  The Boss gasps. The Boss jumps up and says, "Quick!  Close the
       blinds!  I'll get the door!" The Boss shouts, "You fool!  If anybody
       heard you, we're both dead!" The Boss continues, "Don't you realize
       that ideas are just targets for other power-hungry managers?!!" The
       Boss continues, "I've based my entire career on shooting down other
       people's ideas." A brick crashes through the window. Dilbert picks it
       up and says, "The note says, 'We know you have an idea in there.  Give
       it up.'" Dilbert arrives at home wearing disheveled clothes and bent
       glasses.  Dogbert asks, "How was work?"  Dilbert replies, "Same ol'
       same ol'."
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