Dilbert - 1990-12-09 - 
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       Dogbert sits across from a man in a strange robe and hat.  The man
       asks, "Why have you come to the embassy of the nutty radical country
       of Pingo-Pongo?"  Dogbert replies, "I want a job as a diplomat." The
       man asks, "Why?"  Dogbert replies, "I'm trying to get in on the
       'diplomatic immunity' scam." Dogbert throws his head back and cries,
       "I want to drive cars over people's lawns . . . I want to fire
       automatic weapons in any direction!!!" Dogbert laughs wickedly and
       shouts, "I want to throw Jello at politicians!" The man asks, "How do
       we know we could trust you?"  Dogbert replies, "Sir!  I am insulted by
       your question!"
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