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       Dilbert sits in his chair reading the paper.  Dogbert says, "I'm
       bored.  I'm going to scare strangers."  Dilbert replies, "Enjoy."
       Dogbert walks out of the house thinking, "Luckily, lots of people are
       afraid of dogs." Dogbert stands on the sidewalk and says to a passer
       by, "Hey mister, I've got rabies!!"  The man replies, "I'm only afraid
       of global warming." Dogbert stands in front of a woman and shouts,
       "Pit bull!  Pit bull!"  The woman says, "Save it . . . I'm only afraid
       of acid rain." Dogbert shouts at a man, "Mad dog!  Mad dog!"  The man
       says, "Sorry, I only fear the national debt." Dogbert shouts at a boy
       carrying a skateboard, "Wild carnivore!"  The boy replies, "Chill out,
       dog dude.  I'm only scared of the hole in the ozone layer." Another
       man says, ". . . Garbage crisis." Dogbert says, "People scare me."
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