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       Dogbert struggles with a vacuum cleaner.  He thinks, "What idiot
       invented the canister vacuum cleaner?" Dogbert thinks, "I can only do
       about a foot at a time . . ." Dogbert pushes the vacuum cleaner and
       thinks, "Then I have to push this thing another foot." Dogbert turns
       to the reader and says, "Notice the tiny wheels which are designed to
       roll on any surface except carpet." Dogbert holds the electrical plug
       and thinks, "Now I can't reach the outlet." Dogbert thinks, "Then I
       get hopelessly tangled in the cord and hose." Dilbert enters the room
       and says, "Hi, Dogbert.  Did I ever tell you that my grandfater
       invented the canister vacuum cleaner?"  Dogbert says, "Come closer."
       Dogbert uses the vacuum cleaner to suck Dilbert's clothes off his
       body.  Dilbert is left wearing only his underwear.  Dilbert says,
       "That's probably why I never mentioned it."
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