Dilbert - 1990-11-04 - 
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       Dilbert walks into a store called Nerdstrom. A salesclerk says to
       Dilbert, "Hi, I'm Larry, and I'll be your personal shopping
       assistant." The salesman opens a measuring tape and says, "I'll start
       by measuring you, then I'll do your colors, then compile a brief
       family history for our records." The salesman continues,
       "Complimentary food and beverages will be served, and a masseuse is on
       call." Dilbert says, "I'm looking for a new pen . . . Maybe something
       in a Bic." The man says, "I recommend the blue.  We guarantee it for
       life." Dilbert says, "Yes, this will do nicely." Back at home, Dogbert
       asks, "Was it expensive?"  Dilbert replies, "Fortunately, I qualified
       for their identured servant plan."
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