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       Dogbert sits on a park bench with a woman holding a baby.  Dogbert
       asks, "Why are you hugging that loaf of French bread?" The woman
       replies, "Hee hee!  Yeah, newborn babies do look like loaves of
       bread." Dogbert says, "But in this case I think your baby IS a loaf of
       French bread." The woman looks closely at the blanket and says, "That
       would explain the smell of dough." The woman takes the bread out of
       the blanket.  She says, "Must have been a mix-up at the grocery
       store." The woman says, "I hope this doesn't mean somebody is sticking
       little Jimmy in a toaster somewhere."  Dogbert replies, "I'm sure
       he'll pop up." The baby pops out of a shopping bag.  The woman says,
       "Ah, there you are in the grocery bag." The woman says, "I think I
       bonded with the bread."  Dogbert says, "Remind me not to eat hoagies
       at your house."
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