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       Dilbert and a woman sit at a table in a restaurant.  The woman says,
       "It's hard to express how I feel when I'm with you."  Dilbert says,
       "Try." The woman says, "Imagine a field of wheat on a sunny Spring
       day.  Birds are singing." Dilbert says, "There . . . That wasn't too
       hard."  The woman says, "Now imagine a tractor on your chest . . ."
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