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       Dogbert stands on a table rubbing a lamp.  Dilbert asks, "Why are you
       rubbing that lamp?" Dogbert replies, "It's a routine check for magic
       genies." Dilbert says, "Carry on." A genie pops out of the lamp and
       says, "You have released me." Dogbert shouts, "Yes!!!  Ha, ha!!  Now
       you must grant me three wishes!" The genie replies, "Get real,
       four-eyes.  We don't have a binding contract here." The genie says, "I
       LIKE living in a lamp.  You disturbed me.  I'm going to turn you into
       a wiener and go home." The genie turns Dogbert into a hot dog.  He
       thinks, "At least it's an experience I can relish."
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