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       Dilbert and Dogbert sit at the table eating dinner.  Dilbert says,
       "You shouldn't salt your food before tasting it." Dogbert replies,
       "It's a calculated risk . . ." Dogbert explains, "The average mouthful
       of food is five percent of the total serving." Dogbert continues, "So
       timid salters eat five percent of almost every meal with too little
       salt . . ." Dogbert continues, "Because only one time in a thousand is
       food too salty to begin with." Dogbert concludes, "Therefore, over a
       lifetime you experience almost five percent less salt-related
       happiness than I do."  Dilbert replies, "Not necessarily.  I usually
       salt my tongue after the first swallow."
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