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       Dogbert enters the living room carrying the newspaper.  He thinks, "Oh
       good, Dogbert isn't around.  I can read the Sunday paper without
       having to share." Dilbert sits in his chair and thinks, "Ahhh . . .
       Mine are the first hands to unfold its crisp little pages.  I alone
       determine the order of reading." Dilbert thinks, "Nobody will blurt
       out the punchlines before I read them." Dogbert flies through the air
       onto Dilbert's lap. Dogbert knocks the chair over and the paper
       scatters on the floor.  Dogbert asks, "Were you finished with this
       section?"
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