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       Dogbert sits on the hassock humming to himself. A man wearing a Viking
       helmet approaches Dogbert and says, "Greetings, Dogbert, I am the God
       of Thunder."  Dogbert looks startled and says, "Yip!" The man repeats,
       "I am Thor!!" Dogbert says, "Take some athpirin." Thor reads a list
       and says, "We're looking for some new Norse gods to update our image. 
       Your name came up." Thor continues, "It's the same way I got started. 
       I worked my way up from God of Static Cling." Dogbert reads the list
       and says, "Hmm . . . 'God of Velcro' looks interesting." Dilbert sits
       in his chair and Dogbert stands on the hassock with a towel wrapped
       around him.  Dogbert says, "Don't laugh.  I put your name in for God
       of Mayonnaise."
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