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       A large rabbit taps Dogbert on the back. Dogbert turns around and
       shouts, "Holy hairballs!  What are you?!!" The bunny replies, "I am
       the 'Dust Bunny,' an emerging cultural icon." The bunny explains,
       "Once a year I come to every home and hide clumps of dust under
       furniture and major appliances." The dust bunny says, "You must honor
       me by decorating closet doors and singing dust hymns." Dogbert asks,
       "What about gifts?  Do I get any gifts out of this?" The dust bunny
       replies, "No.  The dust bunny symbolizes only love, goodwill and very
       poor housekeeping." Dogbert sucks up the dust bunny with a vacuum
       cleaner.  He looks at the reader and says, "I know, it seems harsh,
       but you have to nip these things in the bud."  The dust bunny cries
       from inside the vacuum, "Okay, gifts!"
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