Dilbert - 1990-07-15 - 
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 (IMG) 1990-07-15
       Dilbert sits at a banquet table with three other people.  The Boss
       stands at the podium and says, "Thank you all for coming to Irv
       Klepfurd's retirement celebration." The Boss continues, "Many of you
       know that Irv has been pilfering office supplies for his entire
       career." The Boss continues, "In fact, he's only retiring now because
       he finished construction on his garage made entirely of paper clips."
       The Boss continues, "This bill is for $87,000 of personal phone calls
       made from the office." The Boss continues, "Instead of a gold watch,
       I'm going to write the current time on this yellow sticky pad and slap
       it on his forehead." The Boss slaps Irv. The Boss continues, "Now . .