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       The caption says, "What if people had tails?  First of all, it would
       look darned silly."  A tail protrudes from Dilbert's pants. The
       caption says, "Only the truly unobservant would lose at poker." 
       Dilbert sits at a table playing poker with a man.  Dilbert thinks,
       "He's bluffing."  The man's tail wags.  He thinks, "Control . . .
       Don't wag . . ." The caption says, "Jury trials would be simpler."  A
       woman sits in the witness stand and says, ". . . Then I found my
       husband dead."  The judge and a lawyer stare at her wagging tail. The
       caption says, "And parties would be even more awkward."  Dilbert talks
       to a man with a bandage on his head and his arm in a sling.  The man
       says, "That's when I learned that if you drive a Porsche, you should
       never make fun of a man on a steamroller."  Dilbert's tail wags as he
       replies, "Tragic . . . Really."
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