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       Bob the Dinosaur sits across from a man and a woman who are
       interviewing him.  The man says, "Before we hire you as our
       babysitter, we want to test how a dinosaur like you would respond to a
       variety of emergency scenarios." The man asks, "What if there's a
       fire?"  Bob replies, "Dial 911."  The man asks, "Burglary?"  Bob
       answers, "Dial 911."  The man asks, "Injury?"  Bob replies, "Dial
       911."  The man asks, "Poisoning?"  Bob replies, "Dial 911." The man
       asks, "Giant asteroid collides with earth and triggers an ice age?" 
       Bob says, "Oh, wow . . . I'm drawing a complete blank here . . ."
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