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       Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a desk.  Dilbert says, "I programmed my
       computer to analyze any situation and predict the female response."
       Dilbert continues, "This should clarify a few things." Dilbert
       continues, "I'll type in 'watch sad movie.'" Dilbert says, "Result:
       crying." Dilbert says, "Now I'll try 'receive flowers.'  Result:
       crying." Dilbert says, "Let's try 'date with Dilbert.'  Result:
       crying."  Dogbert says, "Boy, the truth gets vicious when you corner
       it."
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