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       Dogbert sits at a table holding a document.  He tells Dilbert, "Plans
       for the corporate takeover are complete."  Dilbert asks, "What
       corporate takeover?" Dogbert replies, "It's a hostile bid for control
       of the Meowco Cat Food Company." Dogbert explains, "When I become CEO,
       I'll order them to add a hairball to every can of cat food."  Dogbert
       chuckles. Dilbert says, "That is cruel and senseless.  I'm thoroughly
       ashamed of you." Dilbert leaves the room.  Dogbert sits on the hassock
       and thinks, "Gee . . . It seems so much more efficient than hassling
       one cat at a time."
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