Dilbert - 1990-05-23 - 
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       Dilbert sits at a restaurant table with a woman.  The woman says,
       "Thanks for asking me out.  Most guys get scared when they find out
       I'm a practicing witch." The woman continues, "Then they say something
       I don't like and I end up turning them into lawn ornaments." Dilbert
       replies, "That's awful!"  The woman says, "Tell me about it . . . you
       can't believe how tacky my lawn is now."
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