Dilbert - 1990-05-06 - 
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       Dogbert walks on the sidewalk.  A man in a car pulls up next to him
       and asks, "Hey dog!  What's the quickest way to go to the hospital?"
       Dogbert replies, "Drive as fast as you can into that tree." The driver
       asks, "What's the second quickest way?" Dogbert replies, "Hmm . . .
       Well, go left, then right, right, left, left, left, right, left,
       left." The says, "Thanks!" as he drives away. Dogbert thinks,
       "Actually, I have no idea how to get to the hospital . . ." Dogbert
       thinks, "But I didn't want him to think I'm a jerk."
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