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       Dilbert stands at the front of the room giving a presentation.  A man
       sitting at the conference table says, "Be candid, Dilbert.  We have a
       corporate philosophy that says we 'don't shoot the messenger.'" 
       Dilbert replies, "Good." Dilbert points to a diagram and says, "Had
       you consulted with the engineering department, you never would have
       launched such an ill-conceived product." Dilbert continues, "It is
       doomed to fail.  You will all be humiliated and probably fired." A
       woman holding a rifle shouts, "Can't I just wing him?!!"  A man says,
       "No, Eileen, that's not our philosophy." Dilbert arrives at home with
       tar and feathers on his body.  He tells Dogbert, "It turns out the
       corporate philosophy is a very flexible document."  Dogbert says,
       "You're getting tar on the carpet."
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