Dilbert - 1990-01-28 - 
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       Dogbert walks away from the mailbox holding a letter.  He says, "Ha ha
       ha!  My scheme to conquer earth is right on track!" Dilbert sits at a
       desk working on a device.  Dogbert enters the room and announces,
       "I've been approved for a Macy's credit card!" Dogbert says, "I'll use
       this credit history to apply for Visa and Mastercard." Dogbert
       continues, "Soon I'll have credit cards from every bank in the world."
       Dogbert continues, "Then I'll do a cash advance on every card, netting
       billions to form a worldwide lottery prize." Dogbert continues, "And
       everybody who supports me as supreme ruler of earth gets one free
       lottery ticket."  Dilbert says, "You know, most dogs would be
       delighted just to get a nice chew-toy."
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