Dilbert - 1990-01-07 - 
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       Dilbert walks into "Bob's Classy Clothes." Dilbert wears a pair of
       huge pants.  He asks the salesperson, ". . . And you're quite certain
       these will shrink to fit?"  The salesman replies, "You have my word as
       a retail salesman." Dilbert walks out of the store with a shopping
       bag. Dilbert shows Dogbert the pants.  Dogbert says, "You were taken."
        Dilbert replies, "No, they shrink in the wash." Dilbert stands in
       front of the washing machine.  Dogbert asks, "Will they fit now?" 
       Dilbert replies, "Like a glove . . ." Dilbert holds the shrunken pants
       on his hand.  He thinks, "Like a glove with two fingers."
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