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 (IMG) 1989-12-17
       Dilbert tells Dogbert, "I bought a phone answering machine."  Dogbert
       asks, "Was the phone asking you questions you couldn't answer on your
       own?" Dilbert says, "The hard part is thinking of a greeting message."
       Dilbert says into the answering machine, "Hi.  This is Dilbert.  I'm
       not here right now." Dilbert says, "Well, technically I am here 'now'