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       Dilbert sits in his chair reading the newspaper and Dogbert sits on
       his legs.  Dogbert asks, "Did I ever tell you what dogs believe about
       the universe?" Dogbert explains, "We believe in infinite parallel
       universes, all slightly different." Dogbert continues, "For example,
       in our universe, Vincent Van Gogh cut his ear off to demonstrate his
       love for a woman." Dogbert continues, "But, in a parallel universe,
       Van Gogh loses the ear in a tragic toe-nail clipping accident . . ."
       Dogbert continues, ". . . Vinnie clips the nail, and it just goes
       flyin' up and rips his ear clean off." Dilbert says, "In yet another
       universe, maybe he had a dog who talked his ear off."  Dogbert
       replies, "This is why dogs rarely discuss their beliefs."
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