Dilbert - 1989-11-14 -
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(IMG) 1989-11-14
Dogbert stands at a desk writing on a piece of paper. Dilbert asks,
"What's all the writing for?" Dogbert replies, "It's called
'affirmations.'" Dogbert explains, "The theory is that if you write
down your objective fifteen times a day, the objective will be
achieved, no matter how unlikely." Dilbert reads the affirmation and
says, "But you've written 'Dilbert will be eaten by a garden slug.'"
Dogbert replies, "It's all I could think of."
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